Wednesday, December 25, 2019

A CHRISTMAS Greeting From Marketing Like a Five-Year-Old

"And she brought forth her firstborn son, and wrapped him in swaddling clothes, and laid him in a manger; because there was no room for them in the inn."

Luke 2:7 (King James Version)

I'll keep this CHRISTMAS greeting short and sweet.

Marketing Like a Five-Year-Old wishes you all the Heart of CHRIST in you!

May you and your loved ones, continue to be inspired by the SAVIOR.

Last of all, thank you for making time to be here, and for reading my posts, sharing with you the best programs I know. 

GOD continue to bless all of you!

Tuesday, December 24, 2019

Super FAST Surf Site

I don't know about you, but I LOVE fast surf sites.

You know, the kind that ZOOMS at 3 seconds.

That's what you'll find at Volcano Hits.

The site's so easy to navigate, surfing is a dream!

And it's so easy to click the matching images as they're so clear and bright, perfect for young marketers who love exciting sites.

So, won't keep you long here, click this link, sign up, confirm your e-mail address, put in your sites, banners, and text link ads, and surf for your credits!

Promote the site, too, will ya!

That's just plain good manners -- something our parents taught us, right?

Wednesday, June 26, 2019

The incredible Jack-Jack

I don't watch movies too often but I was hoping to catch this on cable.

Finally, I got to see Jack-Jack of "Incredibles 2" yesterday -- the infant with 17 super powers.

Here's a video showing the little one's super powers.

That's how movies ought to be, or at least for five-year-olds like me who like funny stuff.

We don't like too much talk, too much drama, too much violence, but we like ACTION -- the Jack-Jack way!

He really saved the film. 

I loved hearing his laughter, watching his face change, and watching him morph into other characters.

I also love how a cookie would make him cool down when he gets really mad.

I was tickled, too, when I saw him "chomping" on an enemy's leg or how he fought with the raccoon as shown here:

He also gets his super outfit after his Aunt Edna "studies" his super powers. Here's a cool video that shows all that:

She's not an easy person to please but with sweet, innocent Jack-Jack, her heart melted.

That's how I consider babies to be.

Lots of moods and personalities.

Sometimes charming, sometimes impossible.

But always incredible!

Now you understand why I stopped counting at age five.

Adults "lose" their super powers.

Coz they get too serious and forget to laugh and play.

Be like Jack-Jack and watch your world transform.


Other articles on Jack-Jack:

"Jack-Jack powers up in Disney-Pixar's 'Incredibles 2'"

"What are Jack-Jack's powers? Here's what we know about the 'Incredibles' baby"

The voice behind Jack-Jack:

"Behind the making of Jack-Jack, the summer's breakout star"

Monday, June 24, 2019

A book even God would like

People keep telling us kids to read the Bible.

But gosh, it's such a THICK booooook!

And the letters are so tineeeeeee...

We're not bad kids.

Christ likes us, right?

He always said, "Let the little children come to me" or something like that.

I don't think adults are His favorite.

I also don't think Jesus would be mad just because we have not read His Dad's book yet.

I'm that sure of Christ.

He showed up in my dreams you know...

Jesus didn't tell me to read the Bible then.

But He showed me other things.

But you know what?

Finally, finally!

I found a really cool book yesterday and it's all about the Old Testament.

I got all excited!

It says:

"The Old Testament is a lively book..."

It also says:

"It is crowded with colour..."

The book also says this about the people of the Old Testament:

"They are searching for a new world and they speak to those in every generation who care."


Lively. Colorful. Caring.

We kids like that!

Plus, I like that there are lots and lots of colorful drawings and pictures in the book.

Not like the Bibles we see -- all tiny words, ugh.


And so thick and heavy.

It could be a pillow.

I wish I was like Edgar Cayce wherein all he had to do was lay his head on a book, fall asleep, and when he woke up he'd know ALL the contents of the book.

Not fair! 

How come I can't do that?

Oh well, since I can't, I might as well read this book I got yesterday, study it, enjoy the pictures, and finally understand the cool people of the Old Testament.

I will also learn about the prophets and the kings and the warriors.

And no one forced me to do that.

I am exercising my free will.

I think God would like that.

He did lead me to THAT book after all.

He knows a lazy toad, I guess...

Monday, April 1, 2019

A fun, happy site

Kids like happy sites.

We like fun images like that funny kid that dances, waves his arms up and down, tiptoes, or hides when you watch an ad for at least 14 seconds.

He makes watching ads real fun!

And he kinda looks like us.

Also, move your mouse around in circles on this site and see how it leaves a trail of colorful "dust" everywhere you go.

Magic and really fun!

I almost forgot I had to put in my ads hahaha.

Grown-ups must really create more sites like that.

Marketing is hard enough.

It must be fun, too!

We kids want to remain kids.

So I joined this fun site!

Hope, you join me, too!

Sunday, March 31, 2019

Good sites, kind admins

I like simple sites and good admins.

The kind that makes it easy (and FREE) for you to sign up at their mailer/surf sites, and even give you lots of FREE ads like banners and text link ads.

We five-year-olds like that very much, free stuff and all. Nice for putting in our ads. We've got some pets and toys to sell.

Anyway, here are the cool people whose sites we like:

Mr. Randy Brickhouse-Bey of Opal Solo Ads.

Mr. Mike Raday of Send My Solo.

Mr. Kenny Lessing of Real Time Mega Traffic.

Ms. Beverly Maxfield of Merrygoround Ads.

Mr. Romulus Valentin of 8Hits.

Mr. Robert Norton of Sugar Text Ads.

Mr. Tom Witt of Drag Bus Hits.

Mr. James Stevens of Outback Traffic.

Mr. David Lewis of Sweet Ad Commissions.

And you know what I like, too?

If you sign up under me, admins say I get referral commissions! Especially if you upgrade or buy some ads.

Aha, more candy money!

And if you get your own referrals and they upgrade and buy ads, you get candy money, too!

Now you see why I like these admins.

They remember everyone.


Oh my gosh...oh my gosh...oh my gosh...


I've been gone for five months!!!


Or were you glad I was gone for a while?


Well, I'm a  five-year-old so five months away matches my brain, I guess.

I got so caught up in stuff.

You know...




Ya, kinda.


And here to stay!

I promise to give you more fun stuff for your marketing, you oldies.

I know you were bored while I was gone. 

Check the next new posts, will ya!

Ta-daa for now!

Dum de dum de dum...