Friday, February 26, 2021

SMART marketers


Ever been to the U.S.?

Boy, have they got two very smart marketers there!

I mean, for a dollar, you can already buy something.

What more if you've got two dollars, or five dollars, whooo!

And they've got lots to choose from.

It's a child's dream!

And if you're on a budget, your money will go a long way.

If you're a kid, your eyes will pop out from lots of food, colors, toys, crafts, supplies -- all kinds of stuff!

These are the shops I got to know, and enjoy!

Dollar Tree

99 Cents Only

Do you have such a cool concept in your country, too?

Of course, it's been many years since I was last there, so I don't really know how the stores have changed.

Hopefully, they haven't, especially in these crazy times.

I merely wanted to share their simple concept with you, making it easy for people to choose, and buy.

While there, I also got to check out some Mexican stores, and they've got good deals, too!

I'm sure God likes these marketers.

They've got heart.

They've simplified marketing.

We kids like that.

If you're in marketing, make your stuff people and pocket-friendly.

You watch, people are gonna buy.

Note: Of course, buy only what you need. Otherwise, you'll get swamped by stuff.

Monday, January 25, 2021

GOD simplified


JESUS said:

Matthew 18:3 (King James Version)

3 And said, 

Verily I say unto you, 

Except ye be converted, 

and become as little children, 

ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven.

Is it really possible to simplify knowledge about GOD?

Oh yes, if you have the heart of a kid.

Kids have an edge.

We're simpler in thinking, maybe even purer in thought.

We understand the Bible more, because we don't seem to have "emotional" baggage, unlike some jaded, older folks.

We have tiny backpacks, if anything.

We just take GOD's WORD for it.

One word from the LORD, and we can get it.

When the LORD speaks, ah, we're all eyes, and ears.

We are transfixed by the stories and adventures in the Bible, as only GOD can tell.

But what does marketing have to do with God?

Maybe, it's better to ask, what does God have to do with marketing?

The day He changed my heart, He changed my thinking, too.

That means, my work as writer, marketer, and designer was transformed.

Now, it's ALL GOD.

All my brain cells breathe of God.

My heart cells have been captivated, too -- TOTALLY.

JESUS knows I like the simple way, because I intend to share stuff with you.

So this morning, He gave me a dream, and from that dream, He led me to an image, and from that image, an idea clicked.

Now, we can PRINT pages from that website, COLOR pages on God, from stories in the Bible.

We can also DOWNLOAD pdf files, for easy reading.

A really FUN, and EASY way, of knowing more about GOD!

Surely, this is God's "form" of marketing, taking compassion upon all of us, and inspiring the creators of that website to simplify Bible study for everyone.

Who sez studying the Bible is boring?


Some cool adults, with kid hearts, created that website to help us all.

It's a cool way to STUDY the Bible, and get to know our FATHER in heaven.

Even adults, who like simple stuff, will surely enjoy the site, for it has TONS of treasures!

You can never be too old to be a kid in your heart.

Now, everyone can get to know GOD the easy way.

But I won't keep you longer.

Here, go to ministry-to-children now!

You will HAVE fun!

Sunday, January 17, 2021

Marketing people are FUNNY

Yup, marketing people are funny.

They track you all the time.

They want to know where you live, what you do, what car you drive, who your friends are, what food you eat, what clothes you wear, what toothpaste you use, what soda you drink, what phone you use, what computer you're using, what operating system you have, etc etc etc.

Makes you feel like an ant under a high-powered microscope.

Some days, I wonder if there are CCTVs in public toilets.

Of course, there are, in almost all (or maybe all) traffic intersections, and in city and neighborhood streets. 

I don't know, but we kids aren't neurotic.

We are not obsessed with figuring out others.

That's too "sophisticated", that's for adults.

We have simple, happy, uncorrupted brains.

We just play, and mind our own business.

We don't worry, nor care, what designer brand our playmates wear.

We only care we get along, and please, don't grab my toy -- you've got yours.

We also only care to eat, play, sleep, or if our family loves us, and we pray to God directly. 

And yes, we have a DIRECT line to Him.

Adults need call centers.

We're not nuts about school, unless we have cool playmates.

To keep us from bawling when we can't have our way, adults shove gadgets in our hands, giving us something digital to look at, or play with.

And, of course, our growing brains marvel at all those moving, talking pictures.

And we find, that we can  actually "eliminate" enemies from those games.

After a while, we get hooked on those gadgets, and mommy can't seem to pry us away from her phone.

But, duh, who gave us those gadgets in the first place?

We kids don't go crazy checking each other out.

The sun's out, the grass is green, the trees are heavenly, the animals are scampering, and we just lie down on the grass, tie a string on beetles legs, or climb those trees.

We don't think of brands, or products, or retirement, or school.

If something's colorful, we get intrigued.

If something smells great, we want it.

If something's itchy, we take it off.

If something tastes good, we eat it all.

If we're tired, we sleep.

How can we not be that predictable?

We have our own, little, peaceful world where everything seems right.

Until we grow up.

Then, we become even more fair game for marketers, who will not stop until they've figured us, inside out, outside in.

They call it marketing "intelligence".

Some days I wonder.

Tuesday, October 6, 2020

A fun, happy site

Kids like happy sites.

We like fun images like that funny kid that dances, waves his arms up and down, tiptoes, or hides when you watch an ad for at least 14 seconds.

He makes watching ads real fun!

And he kinda looks like us.

Also, move your mouse around in circles on this site and see how it leaves a trail of colorful "dust" everywhere you go.

Magic and really fun!

I almost forgot I had to put in my ads hahaha.

Grown-ups must really create more sites like that.

Marketing is hard enough.

It must be fun, too!

We kids want to remain kids.

So I joined this fun site!

Hope, you join me, too!

Wednesday, August 5, 2020

SUMMER mailer

If you're a kid, this is really a no-brainer.

If you're an adult, you'd be nuts to refuse a sweet, fun, awesome, cheerful mailer to "sweeten your advertising".

Kids don't like bitter, or sour.

We like sweet.

Consider what you get when you sign up, for FREE: 

-- 5,000 credits
-- 5 solo ads
-- 5 HP solo ads
-- 5 long banners
-- 5 square banners
-- 5 text link ads

You get an extra 500 credits if you're active each month.

You know, like logging in at least once a month, hello, how difficult is that?

If you're excited to sell your toys, gadgets, ideas, schemes, and dreams, well do sign up now by clicking this link!

There are over 800 other ice cream-crazy marketers to show off your stuff to!

Plus, it's summer.

We could all use a cool break.

Especially at work!

Click here now, and let's chill!

Wednesday, December 25, 2019

A CHRISTMAS greeting from marketing like a five-year-old

Luke 2:7 (King James Version)
7 And she brought forth her firstborn son, 
and wrapped him in swaddling clothes, 
and laid him in a manger; 
because there was no room for them in the inn.

I'll keep this CHRISTMAS greeting short and sweet.

Marketing Like a Five-Year-Old wishes you all more of baby JESUS in your heart!

May you and your loved ones, continue to be inspired by the SAVIOR.

Last of all, thank you for making time to be here, and for reading my posts, sharing with you cool ideas in writing, marketing, and living I know. 

Given that I'm but a five-year-old.

GOD bless you all!

Wednesday, June 26, 2019

The incredible Jack-Jack

I don't watch movies too often but I was hoping to catch this on cable.

Finally, I got to see Jack-Jack of "Incredibles 2" yesterday -- the infant with 17 super powers.

Here's a video showing the little one's super powers.

That's how movies ought to be, or at least for five-year-olds like me who like funny stuff.

We don't like too much talk, too much drama, too much violence, but we like ACTION -- the Jack-Jack way!

He really saved the film. 

I loved hearing his laughter, watching his face change, and watching him morph into other characters.

I also love how a cookie would make him cool down when he gets really mad.

I was tickled, too, when I saw him "chomping" on an enemy's leg or how he fought with the raccoon as shown here:

He also gets his super outfit after his Aunt Edna "studies" his super powers. Here's a cool video that shows all that:

She's not an easy person to please but with sweet, innocent Jack-Jack, her heart melted.

That's how I consider babies to be.

Lots of moods and personalities.

Sometimes charming, sometimes impossible.

But always incredible!

Now you understand why I stopped counting at age five.

Adults "lose" their super powers.

Coz they get too serious and forget to laugh and play.

Be like Jack-Jack and watch your world transform.


Other articles on Jack-Jack:
"Jack-Jack powers up in Disney-Pixar's 'Incredibles 2'"

"What are Jack-Jack's powers? Here's what we know about the 'Incredibles' baby"

The voice behind Jack-Jack:
"Behind the making of Jack-Jack, the summer's breakout star"